Archive for May, 2009

Fidelity Wars #33: Ludacris – “Stand Up” (The Small Is Beautiful Remix)

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

From what I’ve understood, The Small Is Beautiful is the pseudonym for a solo hip-hop remix project by Jamie Thompson, former member of indie rock bands The Unicorns and Islands. He has released an online, free-to-download collection of his remixes, simply titled The Mixtape, available at his blog. I’m not normally one for hip-hop, but there are a few exceptions – a few of them which can be found on this tape, and one of which is this week’s pick.

Ludacris – “Stand Up” (The Small Is Beautiful Remix)

The Small Is Beautiful

The lyrics are pretty hilarious, over-the-top hip-hop gibberish, taken straight from the original, but is given a wonderful melody, creating a satisfying overall package – much like Andreas Dorau’s remix of Scooter‘s “Aiii Shot The DJ”. Looking forward to the next remix collection.

Wolverine: Origins

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Wolverine

Wednesday last week I saw the film Wolverine: Origins. This film has gotten mixed reviews, both by fans and critics. What I thought of it? It was okay. Not bad, not good, but simply okay. Cliches around every corner, possible plot holes or just nonsensical decisions made by some of the characters, various characters from the comics handled badly, and rushing the viewers from the one scene to the next too fast for the audience to feel invested in either the characters or the plot. Still, it was entertaining, and seeing mutants and superheroes do their thing on the big screen is always a treat for comic book geeks. Now, to give a few more specific notes…

The most notable cliche scene in the film was when the camera did a close up of Wolverine slowly walking away from a burning vehicle, with the typical cool action hero demeanor. At which point I was thinking, “It can’t be! They can’t possibly have the audacity to be this cliche, can they? Can they… ?” The vehicle then explodes, but Wolverine is unfazed, merely continuing his slow bad ass stride. And of course, it’s all in slow-motion. They have audacity in spades.

It's that time of the month again.

How your room ought to look after Wolverine's been on a visit. Or when it's that time of the month again.

When watching I also noticed, and was bothered by, the distinct lack of any real gore. I wanted torn limbs to fly across the screen and the ground to be coated in blood – or at the very least to see some blood and wounds during (or after) the fighting scenes. One of Wolverine’s foes has regenerative healing (or what the technical term is), much like he does. So, why not slice off the limbs of this enemy with your indestructible claws instead if simply stabbing him? It’ll probably take a while before arms (or heads) grow back, giving you a nice advantage for the rest of the fight.

While watching I also started asking myself whether they maybe could’ve made an epic trilogy instead of a single film. They would maybe not have felt as if they had to rush through the scenes to get everything in that they wanted, and the viewers could’ve been allowed to grown more attached to the characters. Plus, a trilogy of Wolverine films about his origins just sounds so delightfully ridiculous. Or, a bit less ambitiously, they could’ve made an eight-episode TV-series about Wolverine’s origins instead, again allowing them more space in which to tell their rushed story.

Oh, and Ryan Reynolds as the character Deadpool, I thought, was great. Just too bad he wasn’t in it more than he was. Apparently there are plans for a Deadpool solo film, which might be interesting, though I’m curious if they’ll continue where this film left off, or ignore it and start fresh.

To re-conclude: entertaining, but by no means good.

If you’re not much for reading and/or want a slightly more in-depth review of the film, there’re video reviews of it available by Spoony and Yami Marik.

Fidelity Wars #32: Oingo Boingo – “Little Girls”

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Before Danny Elfman made it big as a composer for film and television, he was the songwriter and vocalist of the new wave band Oingo Boingo. I’m not very familiar with the band’s music. I believe I tried a few songs at random a few years back, without really being smitten.

But last week I stumbled over this fan made music video using footage from the anime series Azumanga Daioh! combined with Oingo Boingo‘s song “Little Girls”, which I hadn’t previously heard. Said song is my pick for the week.

Oingo Boingo – “Little Girls”

It’s pretty catchy. As for the lyrics… I like them, but they’re definitely a bit cringe worthy, especially in the company of others, as the song seems to obviously be about a man who, well, likes little girls. Presumably young teenagers as opposed to full-fledged children, though. Songs don’t always have to be about things you or the musicians endorse, right? Just like with films and books.

A few interpretations of the song can be found over at SongMeanings, including this one, claiming to have knowledge about the song’s origins and theme straight from the source:

[Danny Elfman] apparently had seen many wannabe movie producers riding around in their cars with very young girls, and it disgusted him so much to the extent that he wrote this song. He also added how small and immature the girls looked that they wouldn’t ask any questions as to what they were doing – they would simply DO it.

Physical vs. Non-Physical

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

After OnLive was announced, the internets has been ablaze with discussions of having physical vs. non-physical copies of games. OnLive is a service that’s supposed to let you play any computer game on any TV, not having to invest in expensive computer hardware to get top-end graphics. You have a small black box that you connect to your internet connection and to your TV, and a (presumably) wireless controller. The actual games are being run on far-off computers using cloud computing technology. All your commands are sent off via the intertubes to the far-off computers, and the video feedback is brought back to your TV.

There are also other services that lets you play games without having a physical copy of it. There’s the popular Steam service for the PC, there’s the Virual Console and WiiWare for the Wii, there’s the Xbox Live Arcade for Xbox, and there are probably many other services that I am unaware of. These services lets you download games onto your computer or console though, giving you a digital copy of the game.

In theory I wouldn’t mind not having a physical copy of a game. The games would presumably be cheaper for the consumer as the companies wouldn’t need to pay to have pay for any of the production costs related to having a physical copy; older and lesser known games could be made both available for easy purchasing (rather than having to use eBay to find used copies) and be made compatible with newer OS’s (rather than trying to find some fan-made patch); valuable shelf space would be saved in people’s homes; and – most importantly – it’s more environmentally friendly as there would be no plastic production and shipping involved.

I must admit that I have not used any download gaming services so far, so I don’t have any real experience with such services, but something that I’m worried about with the increasing emphasis on the “digitalizing” of games is that I won’t have direct access to all the relevant data of the game. This means that I might not be able to extract files from games – for example, I recently extracted the wonderful piano music from the equally wonderful game Gabriel Knight 3 – and I’m sure it also means that it’s harder, if not impossible, for fans to make functional mods for games – I remember having fun back in the day trying out various mods for Max Payne. Certainly with OnLive no one would be able to do either of these, as all you’re getting is the video feed. I’m sure most developers and publishers would not mind this, as it gives them more control over their own product; no one would be able to listen to game music outside of the game unless an official soundtrack has been released. Also, if access to important game files are restricted, it would also mean that you would be unable to play the games you have purchased if the service you purchased the games through ceased to exist.

In conclusion, why hasn’t the Gabriel Knight 3 score been released?

Fidelity Wars #31: THE iDOLM@STER – “Watashi Ha Idol” (The Legend of Valkyrie – 8bit Mix)

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Those crazy Japanese. What are they up to now? Apparently they’re releasing a series of 8bit-ified versions of songs from their popular video game franchise THE IDOLM@STER, a franchive I have talked about in a previous post. I happened to stumble over a few of these online recently, and one from the second album in the series is this week’s pack.

THE iDOLM@STER – “Watashi Ha Idol” (The Legend Of Valkyrie – 8bit Mix)

Famison 8 Bit iDOLM@STER 02

I’m not quite sure what the story behind these CDs are. They all have a few drama tracks, that is, tracks which mainly consist of the voice actresses… well, voice acting. Most of the songs have been recycled from previous THE iDOLM@STER releases, though there seem to be a few new songs thrown in as well.  All of the songs appear to have the names of various old TV-games written next to them, and the cover artwork of these CDs seem to take their inspiration from one (or possibly several) of the games mentioned on the back cover. In this case The Legend Of Valkyrie is mentioned next to the track, an old TV-game, and here’s the cover art for said game, from which they’ve obviously borrowed the costume and the green creature:

The Legend Of Valkyrie

So I’m guessing that these CDs are sort of a homage to these old games, that the non-music drama tracks tell a story of how some character from THE iDOLM@STER universe have gotten sucked into retro video game land, and that the music tracks utilise the original sounds or melodies from the games the games mentioned next to them in re-creating various songs from THE iDOLM@STER (but not knowing the original music of any of these games, it’s hard to tell).

But I could be completely off.

As for the actual track, “Watashi Ha Idol”, I rather like it. Which, of course, is why I chose to feature it. The crystal clear vocals do perhaps not mesh as well with the blurry retro music as one would like – getting pure 8bit-music and vocals to work together is a difficult feat, one I’ve maybe only heard James Kochalka Superstar accomplish – but not so much that it ruins the song. It gets a big star in my book for having one of the most awesome endings I’ve heard in a while, too.

As for the meaning of the song, I’m moderately clueless. I know that the title “Watashi Ha Idol” translates to “I’m An Idol”, so I can speculate that it’s about striving for your dreams, and eventually reaching them. But for all I know, it could be about the forthcoming onslaught of dinosaur-riding Nazis. So again, I could be completely off.

I was curious how the original, non-8bit version of the song sounded though, and after a minute or two of lazy researching I found this clip on YouTube, which I’m guessing is the “proper” version. (And I’m guessing it’s not a Christmas song, despite the fact that the characters are wearing Santa hats in the clip; from what I’ve seen, the players can decide what clothes the idols wear when they’re performing.)

Fidelity Wars Volume 2

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Another fifteen weeks, another volume of Fidelity Wars. Last week the 30th entry was posted, so here is the soon-to-be-traditional compilation of tracks that have been featured since the last compilation, which should be able to fit neatly onto a CD-R. You can download all fifteen tracks at once with this convenient RAR file.

Fidelity Wars Volume 2

Just below you’ll find direct links to the individual tracks that have been featured, listed chronologically in descending order. It’s a pretty decent and diverse little selection, wouldn’t you say?

  1. Fireflies – “Strawberries”
  2. The Mountain Goats – “Going To Georgia” (TKurata Remix)
  3. The Black Lines – “Black Lips”
  4. Darren Hayman & The Secondary Modern – “Amy And Rachel”
  5. Kashimashi – “Tanoshii Mainichi”
  6. Pushing Daisies – “Birdhouse In Your Soul”
  7. Familjen – “Det Snurrar I Min Skalle”
  8. Little Nell – “See You ‘Round Like A Record”
  9. Dennis Driscoll – “My Little Kookenhaken”
  10. Johnny Cash – “Rock Island Line” (Wolf Remix)
  11. Silent Hill 4 – “Mayheim I”
  12. Klashnekoff – “Blood (The Plague Of Blood)”
  13. Bright Eyes – “Papa Was A Rodeo”
  14. Scooter – “Aiii Shot The DJ” (Andreas Dorau Remix)
  15. Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog – “Better Than Neil”